Branco's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[Oh Jesus]

I was disappointed

it lacks cock.

[One Love]

overrated, but still a nice flash

32 people participated in this collab and as the representing authors you choose, of course, the ones with the most fanboys instead of the ones with the better animation. I mean look at the fanboy reviews (ten to everything). Well, it's still nice and I like to watch it

[The Epical Kiss 6]

Worst episode ever!

I can't believe what happened to this series. It stands for pure passion...but look at this piece of crap! Where's the passion?
Take a look at the first part of the series. It's subliminal child pornography...with passion! But in this sequel the passion is lost...
the candle is burnt out.

Chubaka responds:

lol kk

[Faust - Episode 1]

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Wow, finally someone on newgrounds dares to realise a classic novel in flash and not some kind of stupid sitcom with blue and green (green, green like a frog!) characters instead of blacks.
Mephistoteles reminds me of commander Ikari.
Whatever the graphics were cool (especially the portrayal of god).
The music applied perfectly to the scene ( plenty of the overall score relies on the excellent choice of music). If you have questions to faust maybe I, with my artistic genius, could act as an advisor to you.
At last I have a few questions to you: Do you speak german?
Did you read the german version of faust? Will your flash series take place in a modern setting?

That's it!

[Lam 3]

Nice from an aesthetic point of view

See da o-ls. I don't really like all this I'm- worshipping-a-Götze-and-am-happy-about-it-crap but the music was nice.

"Gott ist tot- und wir haben ihn getötet."

[Hoy te amo ++]

Knorke!

Well, the characters were nice animated and I liked the style in which this movie is drawn. Cool music. Oh and I feel sexual tension between the protagonists.

[Save Our Souls]

Nice music

The graphics and the sound were nice. I really appreciate it that you make effort to convey a message. A message about all the pain that was caused to the jews in WW2. I'm german myself and I think it was a movie worth watching.The german subtitles were very incorrect but that's not important.

[The Epical Kiss 3]

There is no sense

Well, the graphics are nice. But it was boring.
"This movie was so boring that I turned into a middle-aged black woman when I fell asleep" would Maddox say.

Chubaka responds:

uhhhh =\

[Hellsing: The Judas]

w00t!!! ALL MY 2 R BELONG TO THIS!

Well, you're right. There's no plot. The animations are crappy and
graphics are ripped-off but look nice. But I didn't like it and it was
nothing too interesting.